Digging through some of my old files today, I came across this stuff. Having a bit of a weak spot for inspirational posters, it was a good reminder of just how silly and cliché some of them really are when you think of it. Hope you enjoy these imaginary ones as much as I did.
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
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