Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sayings that I would love to see on an inspirational poster

Digging through some of my old files today, I came across this stuff. Having a bit of a weak spot for inspirational posters, it was a good reminder of just how silly and cliché some of them really are when you think of it.  Hope you enjoy these imaginary ones as much as I did.

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

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